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Faizan
The Top 9 signs that big lug might fancy you after all.
#1
He picks you to copy his answers from.
#2
He covertly installed a GPS app on your smartphone so he knows exactly where you are at all times.
#3
He chews your food for you, then feeds it to you the way mother birds feed their young. Premastication style, yo.
#4
He asks how you want your favorite kind of omelet the following morning.
#5
He’s dedicated all of his free time to creating a life-sized, anatomically-correct rubber doll of you in his parents’ basement.
#6
He overlooks the dubstep MP3s in your iPod.
#7
He “Likes” all of your Facebook photos at 2am.
#8
His video library is filled with mysterious, burnt DVDs with your name written on the cover.
#9
He makes sure to give the taxi driver fare *and* the tip when he ushers you out of his apartment and into the cab he called for you.
#1
He picks you to copy his answers from.
#2
He covertly installed a GPS app on your smartphone so he knows exactly where you are at all times.
#3
He chews your food for you, then feeds it to you the way mother birds feed their young. Premastication style, yo.
#4
He asks how you want your favorite kind of omelet the following morning.
#5
He’s dedicated all of his free time to creating a life-sized, anatomically-correct rubber doll of you in his parents’ basement.
#6
He overlooks the dubstep MP3s in your iPod.
#7
He “Likes” all of your Facebook photos at 2am.
#8
His video library is filled with mysterious, burnt DVDs with your name written on the cover.
#9
He makes sure to give the taxi driver fare *and* the tip when he ushers you out of his apartment and into the cab he called for you.
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